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Which Credit Card You Should Get Based On Your Spending Habits Betches

LearnVest, hebestselling author of and she’s here to help all you fiscally confused betches out there. We asked her what credit card you should consider getting based on your spending habits and lifestyle. Read on for Alexa’s advice, and for more career and adulting advice, pre-order our third book, When’s Happy Hour?  If You Want To Get Cash Back Without Thinking: Citi Double Cash If You Cook At Home And Drive Everywhere: American Express Blue Cash Preferred grocery storesYou Spend All Your Money On Dining Out And Travel: Chase Sapphire […]

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All Of Arie Luyendyk Jr’s Cringiest Moments In Honor Of His Birthday Betches

on the full and happy life you’re livingThe BachelorWhen He Dubbed Himself “The Kissing Bandit” The Bachelor  would be more disappointing than my Hinge matches when the first teaser they released of the season involved their bachelor dressed like the Hamburglar and suggestively puckering his lips at the camera. I think a yeast infection might be sexier than watching that on my TV screen, but to each their own. When He Thought He Had Dance Moves How To Get Away With MurderTo Catch A Predator, Jesus. It was […]

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The Top Exercise Myths You’re Buying Into & Why They’re B.S. Betches

If there’s one thing a betch is great at, it’s excuses. Creating the perfect escape plan for any situation on the fly is second nature. That is especially true when it comes to living a healthy lifestyle. Like, who among us hasn’t said “yeah, I took six tequila shots and did a line of coke last night, but I ate egg whites and avocado for breakfast, so it’s fine”? This week on our Diet Starts Tomorrow podcast, we sat down with trainer, Power Lifter, and owner of […]

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Science Knows Why You Impulse Shop at Target Betches

It is a truth universally acknowledged that when you go to Target, you’re going to spend $200 more than you need to. Like, sure, you came in for witch hazel and maybe a candle but you’re leaving with a back to school set (even though you graduated three years ago), a throw pillow making kit, and directions for a barbecue that you’ll never buy. That’s how it works. But what if I told you that Target knew exactly what it was doing and was letting the throw […]

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Bride Asked Her Guests To Contribute $1,500 % Betches

“You’re all involved somehow, somehow everyone is wrapped into this mess. Even if you weren’t invited to my wedding, I don’t care,” the bridezilla wrote to a literal Facebook group. “You might hear of the drama and I’d rather you hear it from me. I’m not asking for sympathy. I just want to tell my story.” Umm… I’m sorry, but half of the people you invited were probably pissed about the thought of having to buy you a KitchenAid mixer, let alone contribute to your wedding fund. […]

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An IG Model Scammed 150 Guys Into Competing For A Date With Her Betches

Okay, so, I’m about to take you on an emotional rollercoaster. Just as a head’s up, you’re about to regain and lose your faith in dating, the internet, and humanity all in one story. Over the weekend, an innocent dude from Brooklyn got 50 shades of scammed by some betch on a swiping app. If you’re the kind of person who is spending your best years refreshing social media every 10 minutes until you see a post that makes you push slightly more air out of your […]

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Here’s How To Cut Through The Marketing-Speak On 16 Common Products

Cracked pays people to make smart memes. Visit the Photoplasty and Pictofacts Workshop to get in on it. Pretty much everything you can buy is plastered with information. Some of it is useful, but most of it is clearly designed to trick people into buying stuff. So we asked our readers to cut through the marketing-speak by translating phrases that are all over common products. The winner is below, but first, the runners-up: 15 Entry by docbtbone 12 Entry by Fermosalua3 9 Entry by bazooka 6 Entry […]

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New Moon, New You: Here Are Your Weekend Horoscopes For August 10-12 Betches

The New Moon happens in Leo on Saturday. Typically, when the moon goes dark, it’s a time for introspection and reflection. This moon, though, is a super new moon and Leo’s charisma is going to bring out the zodiac’s gregarious nature. Don’t be surprised if you’re motivated to dance on tables, rally the crew to take shots or shoot your shot with a guy you’ve been eyeing at the bar. Here are your weekend horoscopes for August 10-12. Taurus Your focus in still on the home this […]

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7 Baby Shower Gifts Your Pregnant Friends Will Love Betches

Blessed be the fruit. Honestly, we’re a little shocked that we’re having to put up posts about baby gifts, but here we are. Unfortunately for all of us, at some point we’ll have to attend a baby shower and watch a v pregnant almost-mom open gift after gift of everything from oversized stuffed animals to nipple balm. It’s a thing, and it’s terrifying. Anyway, if you want to be the real VIP MVP of the baby shower circuit, make sure your gifts are on point. Whether you […]

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Fitness Gear That Will Make You Want To Go To The Gym Betches

I’m the first to admit it, I f*cking despise working out. Every time I leave for the gym I think, “hmmm or I could just accept my fate of morbid obesity and go to Krispy Kreme and eat an entire dozen in my bed.” It’s super tempting. But aside from vanity, working out helps your heart, your posture, and regulates your hormones. Whatever. I work in animation and the sight of the obese, permanently hunched-over men from spending their lives drawing and eating donuts (why are there […]

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