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Ariana Madix’s Skin Care Line: What We Know Betches

When I think of Ariana Madix, one of my favorite cast members on Vanderpump Rules (in the sense that I consistently hate her the least), I think of many things: sketch comedy, an amazing lob, a cocktail book. One thing I don’t necessarily think of when I think of Ariana? “Drop your skin care routine.” Don’t get me wrong, Ariana has great skin (everyone on Vanderpump Rules appears to in front of the camera, at least), but it’s never something I necessarily took note of. Which is why I was […]

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Weekly Horoscopes For October 22-26, 2018 Betches

Scorpio season is giving you a chance to pull your financial life together. Well, kind of. When the sun moves into Scorpio and opposes Uranus on Tuesday, you’ll find a creative way to fix the financial issues you’ve been experiencing lately. Just like, don’t fall into an Instagram multilevel marketing scam, or something. Buck up, Taurus. Wednesday’s full moon might make you a little unstable, so just be aware. If you feel like you’re spiraling, try opening up and chatting instead of hacking into bae’s phone when […]

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5 Fall Date Ideas That Aren’t Basic Betches

It’s finally that time of year to “fall” in love. Summer flings have ended and cuffing season is in full swing. Here are my top five “Brunch Boys approved” date recommendations. You’ll notice there is no apple picking on here, because I promise you nobody wants to see those Instagrams. View this post on Instagram Book your lawn chair with the @rooftopcinema and enjoy rooftop movies with drinks at The SkyLawn Rooftop Bar this Summer! (📸: @juliesahley ) SkyLawn NYC Rooftop & Bar (@skylawnnyc) on Blood Manor […]

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Which Credit Card You Should Get Based On Your Spending Habits Betches

LearnVest, hebestselling author of and she’s here to help all you fiscally confused betches out there. We asked her what credit card you should consider getting based on your spending habits and lifestyle. Read on for Alexa’s advice, and for more career and adulting advice, pre-order our third book, When’s Happy Hour?  If You Want To Get Cash Back Without Thinking: Citi Double Cash If You Cook At Home And Drive Everywhere: American Express Blue Cash Preferred grocery storesYou Spend All Your Money On Dining Out And Travel: Chase Sapphire […]

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All Of Arie Luyendyk Jr’s Cringiest Moments In Honor Of His Birthday Betches

on the full and happy life you’re livingThe BachelorWhen He Dubbed Himself “The Kissing Bandit” The Bachelor  would be more disappointing than my Hinge matches when the first teaser they released of the season involved their bachelor dressed like the Hamburglar and suggestively puckering his lips at the camera. I think a yeast infection might be sexier than watching that on my TV screen, but to each their own. When He Thought He Had Dance Moves How To Get Away With MurderTo Catch A Predator, Jesus. It was […]

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The Top Exercise Myths You’re Buying Into & Why They’re B.S. Betches

If there’s one thing a betch is great at, it’s excuses. Creating the perfect escape plan for any situation on the fly is second nature. That is especially true when it comes to living a healthy lifestyle. Like, who among us hasn’t said “yeah, I took six tequila shots and did a line of coke last night, but I ate egg whites and avocado for breakfast, so it’s fine”? This week on our Diet Starts Tomorrow podcast, we sat down with trainer, Power Lifter, and owner of […]

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Science Knows Why You Impulse Shop at Target Betches

It is a truth universally acknowledged that when you go to Target, you’re going to spend $200 more than you need to. Like, sure, you came in for witch hazel and maybe a candle but you’re leaving with a back to school set (even though you graduated three years ago), a throw pillow making kit, and directions for a barbecue that you’ll never buy. That’s how it works. But what if I told you that Target knew exactly what it was doing and was letting the throw […]

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Bride Asked Her Guests To Contribute $1,500 % Betches

“You’re all involved somehow, somehow everyone is wrapped into this mess. Even if you weren’t invited to my wedding, I don’t care,” the bridezilla wrote to a literal Facebook group. “You might hear of the drama and I’d rather you hear it from me. I’m not asking for sympathy. I just want to tell my story.” Umm… I’m sorry, but half of the people you invited were probably pissed about the thought of having to buy you a KitchenAid mixer, let alone contribute to your wedding fund. […]

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An IG Model Scammed 150 Guys Into Competing For A Date With Her Betches

Okay, so, I’m about to take you on an emotional rollercoaster. Just as a head’s up, you’re about to regain and lose your faith in dating, the internet, and humanity all in one story. Over the weekend, an innocent dude from Brooklyn got 50 shades of scammed by some betch on a swiping app. If you’re the kind of person who is spending your best years refreshing social media every 10 minutes until you see a post that makes you push slightly more air out of your […]

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Here’s How To Cut Through The Marketing-Speak On 16 Common Products

Cracked pays people to make smart memes. Visit the Photoplasty and Pictofacts Workshop to get in on it. Pretty much everything you can buy is plastered with information. Some of it is useful, but most of it is clearly designed to trick people into buying stuff. So we asked our readers to cut through the marketing-speak by translating phrases that are all over common products. The winner is below, but first, the runners-up: 15 Entry by docbtbone 12 Entry by Fermosalua3 9 Entry by bazooka 6 Entry […]

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